New Career Path....

I'm telling you.....I don't think products come much better than this.....

How could you resist this? Who needs to be a crazy cat lady.... I can just be the old lady with hundreds of fake birds that I pretend are real whilst I sit on a chair an knit. I mean...it even comes with it's own perch!

Alright, but seriously....this man is probably making millions off a fake bird idea. Is there some sort of irony here? Time to get in the business of "As Seen On TV" ads!

All I need to do....is think of something absurd....that no one really needs.....and announce it in a really cool voice....

Here is my first attempt:

"The tooth brush. So original. So helpful. Everyone loves the clean, fresh feeling of brushing their teeth. However, do you find your arms and fingers cramping from the prolonged effort of holding your toothbrush? Are your hands feeling weighed down from the burden of repeating the same motion for an entire two minutes? Well then, the Tooth-hold is right for you!

The Tooth-hold takes the hassle out of brushing. It allows your hands freedom while brushing, unrestricted from those bothersome toothbrushes. Simply place the Tooth-hold on a wall of your choice at about the level of your mouth. Insert your toothbrush. Place your teeth on the bristles of your toothbrush and move your head side to side repeatedly.

Amazing!! The Tooth-hold keeps your toothbrush locked into place while you are moving your head. This leaves your hands plenty of time to do other things....Like....Knit a sweater! Or water your plant! Or even to play cards with your friends.

The Tooth-hold comes in especially hand for the elderly who may suffer from severe muscle cramp syndrome...leaving them unable to hold their toothbrush. Or toddlers who find themselves with dirty, grimy hands. It is even perfect for a typical adults busy schedule. You can continue to e-mail or finish your papers all while brushing your teeth!

 Get yours today for the low price of $19.95! But wait....order in the next 23 minutes and get yours for the low price of $14.95!!!"

Definitely on my way to becoming a millionaire.